So
yeah, I'm on Facebook now, too, like 90 million other people (no--seriously--it's
up to 90 million). And it sure is fun hearing about how everyone is cleaning
their garage, hiring a babysitter, or getting a fat-free
caramel latte (venti).
I admit to succumbing to a couple of those quizzy things--Fifteen Albums that
Defined My Life, What is Your Stripper Name?--but only the good ones. Frankly,
I don't care where your cell phone is (in one word).
There
are things I really would like to
know about people, however--and not always the twenty-five "random" things they
choose. Since most people who visit the Strange Land are teacher types, I have
hereby created Twenty Questions for Educators. I invite you to delete my answers and post
your own TQ. If you do, please link back, so I can find you and read your
answers. Only number one is demographic--and the rest might require some
thinking. Thinking is good
1.
Teaching assignments, how long?
2.
Favorite Class Taught and Why?
3.
Worst Class Taught and Why?
4.
Favorite Class Taken?
5.
Favorite Education Book?
6. Best Teacher Buddy? Lots of choices here: Daryl Bean, my music-sharing
friend--or Kirk Taylor, Most Thoughtful English Teacher Ever--or Janelle
Horrocks-Boehmer, the person who taught my personal children sex ed with
no-nonsense humor. And many more.
7.
Best Administrator? Tom Sparrow. Only my principal one year, but he was the
ultimate progressive booster, willing to try any reasonable new idea, and
genuinely crazy about the kids.
8.
Most Disappointing Experience? Staff meetings. Every one of them. The boredom,
the boredom.
9.
Most Thrilling Moment? The first time my high school band took top ratings at a
festival. I was a young director and went in thinking we were a third-rate
group--it was my first year, our instruments were crappy and the music I had
chosen was too hard. I had giant holes in any number of sections and only one french horn. But the kids played
their hearts out. I knew, 30 seconds into the performance, that we were OK--and
then we came away with the coveted first division. I also won some teaching
awards, further along in my career, but that day was pure exhilaration.
10.
Funniest Incident in Your Classroom? I once had a kid pee into a trumpet mute,
after I said he could wait three minutes until the bell rang to use the
restroom. It wasn't funny at the time. Not to me, anyway.
11.
Most memorable student? This is a sad one. I had a brilliant 8th grade
trombonist who wrote, spoke and thought like a wry but cynical adult. Like
having an adolescent Jack Kerouac in class. I swear he was an old soul. There
were problems at home. When he was in 9th grade, he took his own life, via
self-immolation. That was a dozen years ago , and I'm still haunted.
12.
What about unions? Essential but usually unimaginative. To have such power and
resources, then regularly squander them on petty, predictable scripts. I see hopeful glimmers that Next Gen teachers will change that.
13.
What about charter schools? World-class idea--the devil is in the execution.
14.
What about merit pay? Thoughtful pay for performance plans: a hearty yes.
Bonuses for raising test scores: dreadful idea.
15.
What does "21st century learning" mean? Finally getting some ideas
that have been around forever into practice: collaboration, global awareness,
innovation, design. 21st century learning is not simply adding more technology or
extra math and science. Nor is it incompatible with mastering a strong
knowledge base. It's a real thing, however.
16.
What makes a teacher "effective?" Ability to engender learning in
context--a unique combination of factors that students instantly recognize, and
policymakers have trouble quantifying.
17.
Most overrated "reform?" Teach for America, or any other program that
positions teaching as something anyone can do for two years before moving on to their real careers, rather
than a complex professional occupation.
18.
Best professional development? National Board Certification. Hands down.
19.
Personal education hero? Terry Dozier.
20.
Priorities, if you could spend $5 billion on education? Better teachers in high-needs schools;
innovation grants for creating new kinds of schools; serious teacher
development--content knowledge, leadership, instructional improvement; a policy
academy where practicing educators and policymakers jointly investigated
research and creative options for problem-solving.
